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Day Kicks Ass of Local Man
By briantologist | June 23, 2003
TULSA — In a development that surprised approximately no one, Monday, June 23, 2003, has now declared utter victory over area resident Megalodon*, officials declared this afternoon. Mr. -odon had previously made statments declaring that quite the opposite would happen, and was not available for comment at press time.
“I appreciate a good fight,” said Monday in a brief statement to the press. “But in the end, Megalodon didn’t even come up with that — he pretty much just sat at his desk and checked a bunch of people’s freakin’ blogs, just as he specifically claimed he wouldn’t earlier today, I might add.”
*Megalodon=New official code name
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