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Move over, Hussein
By briantologist | December 19, 2003
If it seems like every fourth post I write is about how drunk I am, was, or am about to get, it’s because it is. I was not actually all that hosed last night, but between the four hours of sleep I got the preceding night and the roughly equal amount I got last night, I’m starting to feel hung over from lack of sleep.
Thank goodness I’ve got more friends and family coming to town, so I can get around to being hung over from actual booze. Dr. J. arrives tonight, Agent Foxxy Boxing gets here sometime this afternoon, G-Money and LaVonne got here the night before last, and there’s even talk of an appearance by Dr. Voltron and Shaniqua. In addition to the usual cast of drunks, this means one thing: My liver standing on the side of the road, holding a sign that says “MEXICO.” As always, if you see my withered, bloated bile factory, give it a pat on the head, then lock your doors and bring him home. I’ll give you a beer for your trouble.
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