Archive for March, 2004
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Sunday, March 14th, 2004Well. Our visit by Darleece’s little brother and his sixteen-year-old friends went pretty well, I guess. If there’s one thing I learned from hanging out with six guys in their mid teens for an hour, it’s that when all else fails, when I feel so ridiculously old and out of touch and sad and fat [...]
Tha bidness
Saturday, March 13th, 2004Okay, so it’s time I started doing some actual work around here. It’s time I started writing a screenplay. Here’s one problem I’m having: What do I write this screenplay about? I mean, I feel like I know a lot about little nuts and bolts of life, like feeling awful, being caught in traffic, burning [...]
Bloggin’ the shit outta some shit
Saturday, March 13th, 2004Welcome to the spanking new, Movable Type-based version of briantology. A trillion thanks to Gregger for doing all the technical legwork, and for answering a shitload of tech support questions from me in the next two weeks or so. Expect new and exciting things in the weeks to come, like hard-hitting reporting and naked pictures [...]
Yardage
Wednesday, March 10th, 2004I’m nowhere near as dedicated to home maintenance as I am to, say, “America’s Next Top Model.” I was a lot more upset when I found out last night’s episode was a fucking clip show than I was when I noticed that half our shrubs were dead, and that no less than eight inches of [...]
Plumbing the depths
Friday, March 5th, 2004The exciting thing about reality TV right now is that not is it constantly getting dumber, at this point nobody’s sure when it’ll bottom out — or even if it’ll bottom out. For one, there’s this bizarro anecdote about some girl on “Average Joe” whose surprise ex-boyfriend ends up being a certain man-tittied margarine spokesmodel. [...]
When you hurl upon a star
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004A quick Google search reveals that technically I have not, in fact, experienced The Long Dark Night Of The Soul (though I do seem to experience quite a few of the symptoms on at least a weekly basis). However, after my Saturday night, I can say with confidence that I have now experienced The Long [...]
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