Archive for April, 2004
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Monday, April 12th, 2004Okay, so “The Swan” is confronting me with some serious questions, which I’d give Fox some credit for if I thought for a second that’s what they were interested in doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s hideous and sensationalistic. Let’s just get that out of the way up front. We all know this. It’s a program [...]
Part the Second
Sunday, April 11th, 2004… In which I write an Interweb quiz of my own, complete with profanity. Here’s how it works: Copy and paste this quiz into an e-mail. Then erase the existing answers and replace them with your own. Then send it to every single person you know who has an e-mail account, including strangers on eBay [...]
Phonin’ it in
Saturday, April 10th, 2004All else has failed, and so here’s a quiz that’s been going around. I nabbed it from the awesome Furious Jessy, whose c.v. includes the unified theory of chili and sausage. 1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says a•gen•cy (ay-jen-see) n. (pl. -cies) [...]
The Other Dean For America
Thursday, April 8th, 2004I was listening to NPR the other day, and the guest on one of the talk shows was John Dean, who served as Richard Nixon’s lawyer during the Watergate scandal. Apparently he’s written a book called “Worse Than Watergate: The Secret Presidency of George W. Bush.” Now, I’m far from an expert on the Watergate [...]
The Purple One
Wednesday, April 7th, 2004Man, we saw the fuck out of Prince last night, and he returned the favor by rocking our asses off. I can’t even begin to describe it right now, as I’m still kinda bleary (it takes a lot of effort to sleep the whole way down the Turner Turnpike while The Cheat drives home; thanks [...]
“Painter of Light.”
Monday, April 5th, 2004I was talking about something over dinner with Darleece, Jimmy Jam, and Danger Lady last night, and I ended up seriously considering going back to school to finish up my BFA*, or “Art Degree,” as those in favor of speaking clearly say it. I was a fine art major twice, or maybe three times, before [...]
Hey, good-lookin’
Monday, April 5th, 2004In keeping with today’s theme, here’s a picture, taken probably two years ago, of me eating something.
Hold your breath
Monday, April 5th, 2004I’ve got some pretty big stuff planned but it’s gonna take a li’l bit. Meanwhile, here’s a picture of me eating a s’more:
Pledge your goddamn support, please
Thursday, April 1st, 2004It’s fund drive week here at our dear public radio station. This means on-air pitching, which as those of you familiar with public broadcasting may remember with some bitterness (during “Sesame Street,” remember those disturbing times when the Muppets would go away, and strange doughy people would appear onscreen with an 800 number under their [...]
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