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“Expedition.”
By briantologist | March 28, 2005
Holy crap. Our Saturday outing to weird fucking places in Tulsa yielded so much awesome photographic shit, I honestly don’t know where to begin. Except to say that I feel another slideshow coming on.
There was the Asian market, with its Hell Bank Notes and pig uteri and “Beef, Iron & Wine”; there was the final photographic record of depressing-ass Drug Mart and their Murakami knockoffs; there was the stripper store with their sale on prom dresses; and dear god, were there ever inexplicable fucking things hanging from the ceiling of the thrift store.
As my time is short, though, I’ll leave you with this snapshot from outside the Salvation Army thrift store, 21st and Sheridan, Tulsa, Oklahoma:
That, my friends, is a used electric wheelchair. Also known as “the stuff nightmares are made of.” The guy in the background was in too much of a hurry to stop and talk with us.
Topics: Exciting, Possibly | 5 Comments »
March 28th, 2005 at 9:55 am
When I taught intro bio lab we had a giant pig uterus with tons of baby pigs in it that the class cut open to see the babies. That, the FERTILIZED chicken eggs, and the sheep eyeballs with eyelashes still attached had to be the most disturbing things we dissected.
March 28th, 2005 at 12:31 pm
The eyelashes on lab cow eyeballs are just gratuitous. I mean, for the love of god, there’s gotta be some sort of industrial plucking mechanism they could develop for not too much. Jaysus.
March 28th, 2005 at 9:21 pm
Round here, we always say it ain’t Easter unless we got some pig coochie on the dinner table.
Actually, we never say that…
March 29th, 2005 at 6:33 pm
Dude, Kelly’s haircut looks fantastic.
March 29th, 2005 at 9:36 pm
Doesn’t it? Kelly, you’ve totally hit your hair stride. In hair terms, you’re like me in 1999.