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By briantologist | May 17, 2005
One of the distinct pleasures of my life with Erin is our shared interest in drinking and watching television. (I’m drinking for three ’til she hatches that kid.) “Sheer Dallas” on TLC is totally our new favorite show, as it follows the often hilarious adventures of two hairdressers, best friends, one straight and one gay; the gayest person on the face of the earth, who is Dallas’s best-known party planner; two horrible fucking frat guys who open a horrible fucking bar together; and this lady, one of Dallas’s most insanely wealthy real estate salespeople. This still is from a clip of her exercise regime, and it nearly killed everyone in our house when we saw it. It’s now burned into our TV screen, and it won’t come out no matter how many other shows we watch.
Topics: Television | 11 Comments »
May 17th, 2005 at 8:51 am
It really is the best show ever.
May 17th, 2005 at 11:14 am
I knew I was going to finally get cable soon, but you just upped the ante. I’m making the appointment today.
May 17th, 2005 at 11:37 am
You won’t regret it for a second. I mean, you’ll cringe for longer than a second, but you won’t regret it.
May 17th, 2005 at 1:49 pm
What I can’t figure out, is why straight yet effeminate hairdresser, who is roommates with gay effeminate hairdresser, and is a hairdresser, and lives with a hairdresser, gets mad when people think he’s gay.
Especially when he’s putting red lacy panties on a goat during the Gay Rodeo.
May 17th, 2005 at 4:04 pm
No shit Jason. I don’t think Lance and Billy are actually rommates, but why go into hairdressing if you’re afraid everyone will think you’re a faggot? I also think his marriage is doomed.
May 17th, 2005 at 4:31 pm
Seriously! For a straight man worried about people thinking he’s gay? Hairdressing? Maybe not the best career choice! Seriously!
Conversely, real estate is absolutely the best career choice for plastic lady here.
May 18th, 2005 at 8:10 am
I’ll have to check that out. If for no other reason but to see if real estate lady has a tit aneurysm during that exercise regime.
May 18th, 2005 at 9:18 am
Dude, seriously, she’s a ticking boob time bomb. If her the collagen in her lips doesn’t go up first.
May 19th, 2005 at 12:47 pm
im scared to watch it after checking out the website. 1. that lady with jolie lips x3 looks like she can hurt me by looking my way. 2. the gay guy isnt hotter than the straight guy. what world is this?
May 25th, 2005 at 1:47 am
is it just me, or are her real eyebrows plucked bald and extending into her hairline?
May 25th, 2005 at 7:48 am
God, now that you point that out I can’t stop staring at it and shuddering at the possibility. ‘Cause there they are, two little eyebrow-shaped lines, roughly where one’s eyebrows might be after five or six facelifts …
… ggggghh.