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Lest we forget …
By briantologist | June 21, 2005
I don’t wanna stay too star-struck for too long, so without going into too much detail, here’s a word of caution I learned from another experience this weekend: When you run out of toilet paper, and you’re using Kleenex instead, and it’s the extra-strength kind? Unless you’re exceptionally skillful with a toilet plunger, and have about twenty minutes to kill, I would recommend only flushing about two sheets at a time.
Here endeth the lesson.
Topics: Baffled Mutterings | 2 Comments »
June 21st, 2005 at 9:23 am
So immediately after meeting Sedaris, you re-live his “big boy” story? good one. bravo.
June 21st, 2005 at 11:42 am
I love that story. Except in my story I have a much better idea of where it came from.