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Viva la Nuge
By briantologist | June 28, 2005

The sweaty man in the green shirt pictured above will, on July 11, begin hurtling toward fatherhood when the doctor induces labor in his wife.
May god have mercy on our souls.
Topics: Exciting, Possibly, Hoo! | 9 Comments »

June 28th, 2005 at 6:42 pm
You guys will be awesome. I hope Chauncey gets the sense of humor you two have.
June 29th, 2005 at 4:20 am
i know some people for whom being told the doctor was going to induce labor was sufficient induction, and they went into labor all by themselves. so like, expect the 11th, but get the baby bed ready early, anyway.
June 29th, 2005 at 8:02 am
Woo, another Cancer! You’re going to have a pretty crabby baby…lucky you!
June 29th, 2005 at 9:30 am
Aw. Pretty crabby baby! I imagine that’ll hold true through much of infancy. And adulthood, if the kid’s parents are any indicator.
June 29th, 2005 at 9:39 am
Well, crabby gets a bad rap. I have obviously decided to just accept it. Self awareness is key! And Chauncy will probably be a very self aware person, judging by you guys…VERY EXCITING indeed. T-Minus two weeks to parenthood!
June 29th, 2005 at 11:05 am
I think I will get the baby a silver box engraved with COCAINE. What do you think?
June 29th, 2005 at 11:40 am
Sweet. HEROIN or PCP are also acceptable.
June 29th, 2005 at 10:37 pm
I’m not sure what to get the child. Any requests?
I was thinking something orange, but I havent narrowed it down yet.
I wish you both the best. You guys are going to rock the shit out of parenthood.
Word!
June 30th, 2005 at 10:44 am
All I had to do to go into labor on my own was schedule a c-section. 2 hours after scheduling the c-section that was 5 days away, I was in labor.
Oh, and I have a cancer baby, they are awfully crabby, really stubborn, but wildly creative, and really funny.
Oh, and they like really elaborate birthday parties. At 3 years old my cancer baby wanted a castle party complete with a jousting contest. Good luck with that.