Archive for August, 2005
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Friday, August 19th, 2005Yesterday this came in the mail, courtesy of one Miss Svenderella. I’d love to go on and on about how much I love it, but my mind is too blown. Sven, as soon as HGB comes of age, I’ll be sending him up to Chi-Town for his homo training.
“Crystal Ball.”
Thursday, August 18th, 2005(From last night at casa de G&J. Their middle child approaches; their youngest is screaming in the other room.) J: Why is Lily crying? Olivia: Because she doesn’t like the punching.
Portrait of a new mother
Wednesday, August 17th, 2005I got a haircut yesterday and the next day it still looks passingly cute. That’s because I barely slept on it last night. I hope that once I wash it, it doesn’t look quite so Jennifer Aniston-y. She bores the hell out of me.
Hat Rage
Wednesday, August 17th, 2005Our awesome, awesome, awesome friends James & Melissa sent our wee lad a passel of homemade onesies, including one with Mr. T. on it, and this one, which the careful observer will note features the late great ODB. Also there was the matter of the hairy green kitty hat Melissa knitted from scratch, which, though [...]
All Kinds of Exciting
Tuesday, August 16th, 2005The days, they just fly by, people. Just fly right the fuck by. It’s unreal. Um, first off, I saw the cutest thing ever to happen to anyone anywhere yesterday: I KNOW. If Wee Henry doesn’t start taking to the vibrating baby papasan soon, we’re gonna have to officially cede it to Smudge. Which at [...]
Picture posts really are the new black!
Sunday, August 14th, 2005Click on these two socially awkward girls to see some photos.
Time Warp
Friday, August 12th, 2005These days I’m living in a different universe. One where it’s perfectly acceptable to spend the day eating popsicles and reading movie trivia on IMDB. The best thing I’ve learned so far is that Fountains of Wayne wrote the song for the movie “That Thing You Do!”, which would explain why I (a) have to [...]
PODEGI!!
Tuesday, August 9th, 2005Henry and I would like to thank Brittanie for sending us this Korean baby-carrying device known as a podegi!. You have to put the exclaimation point because that makes saying podegi! almost like a playful kiss. Despite the fact that it’s quilted and wrapped around our bodies, thus making it a little more suited to [...]
“Progress as Promised.”
Tuesday, August 9th, 2005Lest you fear I now do nothing but take baby pictures, rest assured, good persons of the Internets, and view these gratuitous, tiresome kitty pictures, taken mostly since Henry Beans was born.
Night Sweats
Monday, August 8th, 2005Last night I nearly wept because I became convinced that Henry wouldn’t like me. This airtight theory was based on the fact that he wouldn’t look at me when I said his name. Like when I did, he was all; “Fuck, it’s her again. Look bitch, take off your shirt and peel off that sour-ass [...]
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