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Witness my humiliation
By ELB | August 29, 2005
This is me, obviously, pictured with my cousins. The three of us were born within 3 months of one another. We’re all on the cusp of turning 30, yet, we are still referred to as The Babies. I can not tell you how much I fucking hate this. One of these cousins is a semi-illiterate southern baptist who’s really into mountain man reenacting. The other is the most emotionally closed person I’ve ever met and also a southern baptist. I’ll let you guess which one’s which.
Topics: Rage | 12 Comments »
August 29th, 2005 at 3:17 pm
I think the other two are kissin’ cousins. They jes got that look.
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August 29th, 2005 at 5:09 pm
Dear God. Is that a fucking lace collar?
Oh the horror.
August 29th, 2005 at 5:34 pm
Can we guess which of your cousins will see this post first? Or which one is most likely to get arrested for flashing a cop in a public restroom? Or which one will end up in a mental institution after going missing for a week only to be found crying in the back yard of a neighbor while trying to pull out her fillings with a pair a pliers and crying “They’re listening!!!”?
August 29th, 2005 at 7:41 pm
It’s nice that you are trying to shield little HGB from their obviously evil SB influence.
August 30th, 2005 at 6:22 am
We’re related?!!
August 30th, 2005 at 7:48 am
Dude in the middle looks old enough to be yer paw.
August 30th, 2005 at 11:49 am
You’ve sold out and changed out of the shorts!
Where has the middle cousin got his hands by the way? I’m a little disturbed.
August 30th, 2005 at 1:29 pm
Middle cousin looks like Peter Sarsgaard with a handlebar moustache.
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August 30th, 2005 at 1:29 pm
Dude, tell the southern baptist to pass the cake!
August 30th, 2005 at 1:47 pm
Man I am RIGHT there with you. I’m almost 30 and I STILL eat at “the kids’ table”. Say what??
August 30th, 2005 at 3:40 pm
It’s got to be hard to re-enact mountain men antics in flip-flops… And all I have to say to the closed off southern baptist is, “Nice mustache!”
This picture makes me giggle.
It also makes me slightly less hateful of my own cousins.
August 31st, 2005 at 10:43 am
Thank you so much for a much-needed laugh today. Wow.