byrneunit

I rarely know what you’re talking about.

Attention, please.

I hereby declare Jihad on the following:
In a movie wherein one or more police officers interact with small children, one child asks one or more of the cops, “Can I see your gun?”
Three decades of movies desperately milking this lazy, shitty gag is more than enough, Hollywood. (And those are just the ones I’ve been [...]

Scenic Los Angeles

At long last, here’s my GIANT PHOTO SET from my trip to LA back in September. Highlights are a certain six-toed kitty, a lot of drunk people, a bunny, at least one rock star, and a gigantic, blood-curdling mechanical clown named Ralphie.
And of course, the monkey butler pictured here.

Here, again.

More carrion for the baby picture vultures. Seriously cute carrion, I might add.

Oh, here.

Okay look, I know I set the bar kinda high with all the baby pictures and whatnot. However. Sometimes a guy gets busy. Sometimes a guy with a three-month-old gets busy. (Especially when his computer’s in the shop for a week getting a new hard drive put in.) Sometimes when you keep a blog, you [...]

Yolk

So I think whatever ill-advised Egg Advisory Board was behind the “Incredible Edible Egg” ad campaign back in the eighties should take my ill advice and launch a new promotional campaign, something to make ova a household word again. Something hip, something urban, something that’ll shout out to suckas all over: Eggs ain’t frontin’!
Ladies and [...]

Alive, okay?

I don’t have a picture of myself holding today’s paper and being unharmed, so you’ll just have to take the following as proof of life.

Whether I’ve been busy or not, I’ve sure fucking felt that way. We tried to get Smudge to do a little extra work around the house. We should’ve known how it’d [...]