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    Yolk

    By briantologist | October 11, 2005

    So I think whatever ill-advised Egg Advisory Board was behind the “Incredible Edible Egg” ad campaign back in the eighties should take my ill advice and launch a new promotional campaign, something to make ova a household word again. Something hip, something urban, something that’ll shout out to suckas all over: Eggs ain’t frontin’!

    Ladies and gentlemen:

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    The Notorious E.G.G.

    Topics: Stuff | 9 Comments »

    9 Responses to “Yolk”

    1. anne Says:
      October 11th, 2005 at 2:24 am

      ova IS a household word over here: it’s the possessive ending for nouns (navratilova = belonging to mr. navratil).

      not to discourage your idea, though. i would like to see the humble ovoid all tricked out in bling and whatnot, rapping. bringing the message to the people. speaking omega 3 truth to cholesterol power.

    2. Be Oh Be Says:
      October 11th, 2005 at 8:48 am

      shell yeah, muthafucka.

      What the dilly, yolk?

      that’s all I got right now. ova and out.

    3. briantologist Says:
      October 11th, 2005 at 10:37 am

      That was like three punches in the gut at a formal occasion where you can’t throw up.

      Then again, I try never to attend occasions at which I can’t throw up.

    4. greg Says:
      October 11th, 2005 at 6:15 pm

      “You wanna scramble muthafucka? Cuz this shit’s hard boiled, bitch!”

    5. sue Says:
      October 12th, 2005 at 11:34 am

      I would just like to say… are they good for you now, or not? ’cause they seem to go back and forth…

      Personally, I like ‘em! Whatever you wanna call it.

    6. The Cheat Says:
      October 12th, 2005 at 3:23 pm

      Dont bring that weak ass Egg Beater action over here yo. You best keep it real with the Notorious E.G.G.

      Bitch.

    7. sven Says:
      October 13th, 2005 at 11:49 am

      East Coast vs. West Coast

      Egggggcellent.

    8. Brittanie Says:
      October 13th, 2005 at 9:47 pm

      If you have some free time, I highly recommend participating in this year’s National Drunken Writing Night, Nov. 5.

    9. Lurker Says:
      October 18th, 2005 at 9:38 am

      Seriously, your baby is gorgeous! He is cute and looks cuddly and as fun as any baby I have ever seen, but that does NOT excuse you from updating regularly!! What, am I supposed to just suffer through these withdrawl symptoms? They don’t make 12 steps for this, pal!!!