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The Holidays are Coming …
By briantologist | November 15, 2005
Ahem:
Please try and act surprised when this arrives on your doorstep, from me, this XXX-Mas. If you’re extra good, I’ll toss some of this in for good measure.
Topics: Fucking Awesome | 16 Comments »
November 15th, 2005 at 5:37 pm
not only can you hang up your pants, you can roll them into the living room for convenient display. The perfect gift for pants enthusiasts.
November 15th, 2005 at 10:40 pm
Are you saying you don’t want to come over and sit on my pee couch?
FINE!
Be that way. I didn’t want you over anyway!
November 16th, 2005 at 2:35 am
Man, I could’ve used some of that stuff earier today. I reached into a pile of parcels at work and then suddenly realized that they were all wet and one of them was leaking.
I’m 99.9% sure it wasn’t urine, but people do send urine (and blood and other bodily fluids) through the mail EVERY DAY. No one realizes that if you live in a small town, and you get a piss test, it doesn’t get processed right there on the premesis. It gets shipped out, and guess who transports it? I’m so lucky.
November 16th, 2005 at 9:58 am
You are not your pee couch. I think Dr. Phil said that originally.
Man. I had no idea how much I was missing out on by not mailing urine more often. I know what I’m doing this weekend.
November 16th, 2005 at 9:59 am
Ooo, I can’t wait for my Rolling Pants Trolley to come this year. JUST WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED! Thanks, Baby Jesus!
November 17th, 2005 at 1:59 pm
uggh, how lame is it to say that my husband would actually be thrilled if this showed up!
November 17th, 2005 at 5:09 pm
That’s the beauty of crap like this: Deep down, no matter who you are, some part of you thinks it’s a good idea.
Plus it’s a chance to say “Pants Trolley.”
November 17th, 2005 at 11:08 pm
That is a major bargain for a pants trolley. And someone actually pissed in my yard the other day so I can be your friend?
(Just randomly surfing the net–a burned hand, pain meds, red wine so sorry for bad typing and commentary from a total stranger.)
November 18th, 2005 at 11:23 am
Drunk typing is the best typing. You’re always welcome.
November 18th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Urine Gone is scented and has dyes in it. What you want to use is Piss-Off. It’s all the rave.
November 21st, 2005 at 7:45 am
Piss-Off has to be the best name ever for a urine stain remover.
November 21st, 2005 at 10:58 am
pantstrolley.pantstrolley.pantstrolley. That was fun.
November 21st, 2005 at 4:13 pm
How embarassing would it be if you had a date who came back to your house and then spilled coffee on your counter and so you reached under the sink to get your spray bottle of Clorox and came up with URINE GONE instead? Totally embarassing. (But somehow more embarassing in my head than written out like this.)
Also: once there was a girl in my building named Yureen.
November 22nd, 2005 at 8:11 am
If I ever steal that idea, I’m totally crediting you with it. NBB. I’ll send you the nickel.
“Urine Trouble” would be another spectacular titular improvement.
November 22nd, 2005 at 2:28 pm
That idea would be more cringe-worthy if you pulled the Urine Gone from your night stand.
November 22nd, 2005 at 10:36 pm
No room in the night stand what with all those tubes of cummout.