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    The King of Four

    Thursday, December 29th, 2005

    Meme of four, I guess. The word meme still irritates me, but whatever, this one’s pretty good. I got it from Greg; he didn’t pass it on to me, but I don’t guess doing it anyway is against the rules. Four Jobs You’ve Had in Your Life: Usher at the $1.50 theater; Math textbook proofreader; [...]

    “Meta”?

    Thursday, December 29th, 2005

    So I’m here at the coffee shop, and this trendy lad just sat down at the table next to me and opened up his infuriatingly bitchin’ 15″ Powerbook, of which I am openly covetous. I am just short of sitting down and striking up a conversation about how awesome this guy’s computer is. He opens [...]

    Announcement!

    Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

    Ladies and gentlemen, there is a baby in this house who learned how to stick his tongue out today. And is really, really enjoying it. Which balances out the fact that he’s really, really not enjoying the teething process. (I don’t blame him; from what I understand there’s not much to recommend it.) After spending [...]

    Ladies and horses …

    Tuesday, December 27th, 2005

    … the archives are back. Not all the pictures work right now, but I’ll be fixing those gradually. In the mean time, I want each and every one of you to say something nice about Justin, who managed to unfuck my sloppy site migration work and completely rescue us and yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy, Justin! Woot!

    Merry Beans-mas

    Monday, December 26th, 2005

    Merry Boxing Day! May all your punching people in the face be bright! Beans’s first XXX-mas was tons of fun, and a bit of a beating. After several days’ worth of constipation, our boy charged headlong into poop country, first with a few astoundingly large dumps, and more recently with a mild case of the [...]

    Huge in France

    Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

    If you’ve been reading either or both of our sites for years, but all along you’ve been thinking “Why the hell isn’t this in fucking French?”, perhaps this will be of some help. Vous êtes bienvenu.

    … What’s That Flower You’ve Got On?

    Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

    During a recent expedition to Ross Dress For Less, we discovered a pocket of what we’ll refer to as Giant Bra Syndrome. Click for more. (At your own risk.)

    Ding! Fries are Done!

    Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

    Okay, I know. I know, I know, I know how wrong it is. I knooooooooow. But it just makes me laugh so goddamn hard. Every single time.

    Another day …

    Monday, December 19th, 2005

    … Another picture of Heather Locklear, apparently dressed as an actual clown. Enjoy. (NOTE: Link leads to additional photographs of the television. Ending with the clown outfit one. We’re looking after you. Trust me.

    So!

    Sunday, December 18th, 2005

    As you may have noticed, things are progressing nicely, template-wise. Does anybody know how I can link to our Flickr stream, rather than that of whoever the hell designed this template to begin with? E-mail me if so: briantologist at byrneunit.com. UPDATE: OOOOOOO, SNAP! Totally got that one under control. So. Cheers. BUT! New WordPress [...]

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