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    Golan-Globus

    By briantologist | January 18, 2006

    If you’d like to read the series of progressively drunken e-mails I sent Sarahbrown during the Golden Globes, click here. If you’d like to see the coupla snapshots I got off during the awards, look no further.

    (hissssss.)
    Here’s Adrien Brody, actively pursuing douchebaggery in public. As is his wont. Jane, this one’s for you.

    (sound of blood boiling)
    … aaaaaand here’s the worst human minted since Dr. Mengele.

    That’s all the pictures I got. I was busy typing for much of the evening.

    Topics: Television | 13 Comments »

    13 Responses to “Golan-Globus”

    1. Nothing But Bonfires Says:
      January 18th, 2006 at 10:08 am

      WAS ADRIEN BRODY WEARING A CRAVATTE????

      Or did we get lucky and it was a noose?

    2. briantologist Says:
      January 18th, 2006 at 10:09 am

      There was no luck in Mudville. The Cravatte was in effect. Could’ve been an Ascot, but I’m not sure; my terminology’s rusty.

    3. ap Says:
      January 18th, 2006 at 10:15 am

      I once, ONCE said to J that I thought Adrian Brody was somewhat attractive (WHAT? I like a strong face!) and then quickly retracted and yet I get to hear about it every fucking day. What makes it even worse is that he read an article with Puff Daddy where Puffy (I like to call him Puffy) said that Adrian Brody approached him and wants to do an album under the name A-Ranger and Puffy refused. So now I hear about A-Ranger. A-Ranger and his fucking cravatte.

      And I need to commend you on your emails to SB. I spat out my tea several times.

    4. Em Says:
      January 18th, 2006 at 11:23 am

      I don’t know the difference between an ascot and a cravatte. I feel dead inside.

    5. Powers Says:
      January 18th, 2006 at 1:07 pm

      Is it me, or does Brody look exactly like the candle stick guy from Beauty and the Beast?

    6. erika Says:
      January 18th, 2006 at 1:24 pm

      Aack! I loathe them both. Your commentary on the Globes was hilarious. And spot-on.

    7. crazyjane Says:
      January 18th, 2006 at 3:34 pm

      Adrien Grody is officially the world’s biggest douche. Seriously, can that guy get any fucking lamer? The bottom line is this: I used to love him, but now I have to kill him.

      (And, Adrien, if you’re ego-surfing, don’t think that I’d actually TAKE THE TROUBLE and call the FBI or some shit, you total fuckwit.)

    8. briantologist Says:
      January 18th, 2006 at 6:06 pm

      You knew you’d miss him, so you had to keep him; he’s buried right in your back yard.

      Beautiful. Just beautiful.

    9. ap Says:
      January 19th, 2006 at 7:24 am

      At the risk of commenting too much and seeming all wierd, I had to say – thanks for the Lies reference. It was well placed.

    10. Scott-san Says:
      January 19th, 2006 at 7:31 am

      Wha—? Why all the hate for li’l Gwennie?

    11. Scott-san Says:
      January 19th, 2006 at 7:41 am

      Okay, I get it now. And the recap was nice as I didn’t watch the show.

    12. Mrs. Kennedy Says:
      January 19th, 2006 at 6:31 pm

      That movie with Anthony Hopkins and the Baldwin was actually pretty good, I think it was sritten by David Mamet.

    13. honeygroupie Says:
      June 13th, 2006 at 2:11 am

      Can somebody tell me please what is the deal with Adrien and his to’ up from the floor up GF? I cannot understand this one – I mean she looks old, has big ears and wrinkles and is far from special. While she has a hottie BF, I would never in a million years want to look at her. If anyone has any insight into this relationship, please share. Thanks. Curious in Bel-Air. I feel if I ran into him I would snag him in a minute.

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