byrneunit

I rarely know what you’re talking about.

“Excitement.”

Those of you who know me well may be familiar with how relentlessly hilarious I find the feature film “The Devil’s Advocate.” This is because the feature film “The Devil’s Advocate” is one of the greatest works of unintentional comedy ever put to film. In short, it involves Keanu Reeves and a “Southern” accent. For [...]

The Lou

Grant Farm in scenic St. Louis, MO, is closed for the season. This taciturn Clydesdale at the front desk informed us we were welcome to return April 12, when they open for next season.

Mind: blown

Not that I needed further proof I married the right person, but the other morning as I staggered into the living room, Erin informed me that she had a surprise for me. I was so pleased, I flopped down on the couch and didn’t move for six hours. The reason I didn’t move for two [...]

Right. So.

Have I mentioned we’re collectively kind of wiped tha fuck out lately? ‘Cause, for real. Lately that thing’s happening where after every weekend that passes, we’re more exhausted than we were coming out of the previous work week. (Erin, correct me if any of this does not accurately reflect how you’ve been.) This has largely [...]

Sunrise … sunset … sunrise … sunset …

Another day, another bunch of photographs of our television.
I apologize if you’ve gotten tired of these, ’cause dude, I sure the fuck haven’t. Cheers. — Brett Michaels

Ahem.

Okay, look: I know that writing a “Guess what somebody got to my site searching for?” post is, at this point, roughly equivalent to a standup comic telling jokes about airline food.
So I’ll make this brief.
And just tell you that someone got here by searching Google for the phrase “dark nights with momma.”

Man. Oh, man.

As we watch this season of “American Idol,” Erin and I have repeatedly remarked on how much we love the fact that, after what seems like weeks of auditions every year, Simon, Paula, and Randy are visibly beaten down by the experience, to the point where often, by the end of the day, Paula doesn’t [...]