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    “Excitement.”

    By briantologist | February 26, 2006

    Those of you who know me well may be familiar with how relentlessly hilarious I find the feature film “The Devil’s Advocate.” This is because the feature film “The Devil’s Advocate” is one of the greatest works of unintentional comedy ever put to film. In short, it involves Keanu Reeves and a “Southern” accent. For two hours.

    “That’s pretty funny,” you might be saying. “But is that it? Is there, I dunno, one single scene that exemplifies how patently retarded the entire film is? Can you pick one?”

    I’m glad you asked, gentle reader. ‘Cause there’s this one, where Keanu/Huckleberry Hound furiously asks Heather “Dawn Weiner” Matarrazzo one key question. That pretty much wraps it up for me.

    Topics: Fucking Awesome | 12 Comments »

    12 Responses to ““Excitement.””

    1. styro Says:
      February 26th, 2006 at 4:30 pm

      Damn, that’s good. I played that game with a kid down the street, I think, when we were six…

    2. Brittanie Says:
      February 26th, 2006 at 5:47 pm

      It doesn’t sound like Keaunuea. It sounds like Hank Hill.

      “Dammit, Bobby, get off the lawn.”

    3. Empress Says:
      February 26th, 2006 at 8:36 pm

      The ONLY good thing about Devil’s Advocate, is Al Pacino playing Satan with such joy and relish…..you can tell he loved that part!

    4. leahpeah Says:
      February 26th, 2006 at 10:05 pm

      makes me need to watch it again. i didn’t like it the first time but i was trying to watch it seriously. mistake.

    5. Clayton Says:
      February 26th, 2006 at 11:07 pm

      I forgot how much you loved that movie.

      Sweeet.

      Whoa!

    6. crazyjane Says:
      February 27th, 2006 at 5:29 am

      HI-LARIOUS.

      Keanu + Any Accent = Pure Comedy Gold.

      That said, if he promised to keep his trap shut, I would totally play “special places” with him.

    7. briantologist Says:
      February 27th, 2006 at 8:25 am

      Dude, you know he’d try to “enhance the mood” by letting a few lines of Kerouac slip out. (Among other things. Hoo!)

    8. ELB Says:
      February 27th, 2006 at 9:14 am

      I’m surprised there was any scenery left after Pacion played that part.

    9. cw Says:
      February 27th, 2006 at 9:50 am

      This only makes me wish that he’d used that accent in The Matrix. “What due ewe meen, aye am Tha Wun?”

    10. Sarah Says:
      February 27th, 2006 at 10:17 am

      I just feel the need to bring up the fact that my parents freaking love this movie, for the 490th time.

    11. UnderwearNinja Says:
      February 27th, 2006 at 10:37 am

      Umm, there’s good things about this movie! Most of them can be summed up with “boobies!”

    12. Fuzzball Says:
      February 27th, 2006 at 10:35 pm

      Oh god I forgot how much that movie tickles me. I also love Charlize Theron busting out her Southern accent. Loverly.

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