Archive for March, 2006
Another century, another feasting ritual
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006In this film history timeline, in which all cinematic events are treated as fact to form a hilariously thorough history of our galaxy (and those far, far away), a couple of things sprang to my attention. Most notable of these is how four years into every century, the Predators return to Earth for the centenial [...]
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Thursday, March 23rd, 2006Greetings, friends. Are you horrified, nay, mortified, nay, locking your doors while it’s still daylight due to Sharon Stone? Because you should be. Seriously.
No flies on the round-headed kid.
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006So I was thinking about what Paula was muttering through the good side of her mouth tonight, about how even the people who get voted off early go on to great careers and whatnot? I was trying to picture the diminutive* Mr. Covais‘s post-Idol career, and all I could think about was Eugene Levy’s career [...]
Christ.
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006Okay, so I’ve removed the former post. Yes, I’ve censored my own discussion of why censorship is wrong. Take a moment and wrap your head around that. Please rest assured that I’ve done this of my own accord, as — though it may be hard to believe — I hate Internet shouting matches more than [...]
Watch me! I’m fucking hysterical!
Saturday, March 18th, 2006Seriously, watch the video here. It’s goddamn brillant.
Ah, television.
Saturday, March 18th, 2006A moment from “Nanny 911,” as Nanny Yvonne was en route to some horrible family or another. Nannying’s one thing, but nannies are never too busy to check out a fine-lookin’ man’s butt. “Nice. Very nice.” Nanny Yvonne. 15 years’ experience.
Hooboy.
Friday, March 17th, 2006Dude, I’m so backed up with photographs of our television, I can’t even tell you. I’m taking this bitch piece by piece, so let’s begin with a look at the carnage as 90210 drags its sorry carcass across the finish line. Not for the faint of heart, I’m telling you.
What’s in the basket?
Friday, March 10th, 2006Click the picture to find out.
(Cough.)
Tuesday, March 7th, 2006So. I, um, understand some of you have at least a passing interest in photographs of our baby. You may find one or two on the other side of this here link. Y’know. If you’re into that kind of thing.