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By briantologist | March 23, 2006
Greetings, friends. Are you horrified, nay, mortified, nay, locking your doors while it’s still daylight due to Sharon Stone?
Because you should be. Seriously.
Topics: Existential Horror, The Internets | 8 Comments »
March 23rd, 2006 at 3:23 pm
On a completely unrelated topic… lately, despite being at work and having people look at me like I might be off my meds, Each time I look at your website, I can’t help but say “B-B-Byrne Unit”, in an attmept to pay homage to 50 Cent and the G-G-G Unit!
March 23rd, 2006 at 3:29 pm
I can’t tell you how happy that makes me.
March 23rd, 2006 at 3:53 pm
AHHH! What the HELL is THAT THING!? You keep that thing away from me!
I am scared and just need to be held now.
March 23rd, 2006 at 4:02 pm
That picture just went back in time and killed all the erections teen-age Greg had thinking about Sharon Stone in the original “Basic Instinct.”
Jesus, didn’t that movie come out in the 1920s? Shouldn’t Sharon Stone’s grand daughter be starring in this movie?
March 23rd, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Gold lipstick was not OK in the 80′s, and it’s not OK now.
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:44 pm
I have been unable to watch television or read magazines for the last week because of Sharon Stone. While looking like THAT she keeps SAYING THINGS about PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST and it is making me want to poke my eyes out with my knitting needles. Nryaargg!
March 24th, 2006 at 7:36 am
I think I turned to stone just now.
March 24th, 2006 at 11:37 am
AAAAAAIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!
After the initial shock of scrolling down to the picture… ya, it just doesn’t get better. I think looking like that is against the law.