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    Another century, another feasting ritual

    By briantologist | March 28, 2006

    In this film history timeline, in which all cinematic events are treated as fact to form a hilariously thorough history of our galaxy (and those far, far away), a couple of things sprang to my attention. Most notable of these is how four years into every century, the Predators return to Earth for the centenial feasting ritual on Aliens and humans. Nature’s rhythms: How they comfort me.

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    3 Responses to “Another century, another feasting ritual”

    1. Max Power Says:
      March 28th, 2006 at 10:02 am

      I also love that it’s always on Oct. 10th.

      “Hey Geelock, you want to hop over to Xanthon 7 next weekend and rip the spines out of some Chorg Beasts?”

      “What is that, the weekend of the 10th?”

      “Yea”

      “Sorry man, I’ve got to be on Earth for the feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. Can we maybe shoot for the 17th?”

    2. Sarah Says:
      March 28th, 2006 at 4:06 pm

      This was the best thing I saw all day.

    3. Maureen Says:
      March 28th, 2006 at 4:14 pm

      That link makes me insanely happy. Thanks for making my day!

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