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By briantologist | May 15, 2006
Um, right. So I came across this while looking online for something completely unrelated today:
Yeah. Click on the picture for a little more detail, assuming you want it, and I certainly fucking understand if you don’t. That is, for the record, a hulking, breasted man-pig wearing nothing but a towel in the background. Apparently he’s some sort of mascot, though I was deeply disappointed by his relatively few appearances on the actual energy hog website.
I only checked the “adult” version of the site (block all mental images NOW, for the love of god NOW!); the kids’ version made irritating sound effects, which prevented further research.
I just … I don’t know. I’m so tired. So, so tired.
Topics: Baffled Mutterings, The Internets | 9 Comments »
May 15th, 2006 at 10:18 pm
That would look sweeeeet tattoed on the other arm. ;)
That? Is beyond disturbing. Did taxpayer dollars pay for the web site design? No wonder aliens never come down to visit earth.
May 15th, 2006 at 11:54 pm
Guess which movie this is a review from….
“This is the best movie ever made. It changed my entire life. The scene with the delivery truck inspired me to propose to my neigbor. I liked what the man in the hat says to the benchmark in the third flapton. Talk about both exciting and boring! I think that the main actor was really a robot. If you liked this movie, you should also see the other ones that are on VHS! Or, as the villian says, ‘Gimme 2 shakes and brill the backnose!’”
May 16th, 2006 at 3:32 am
So, if I’m reading your submission correctly, I guess you don’t like “hulking, breasted man-pig[s] wearing nothing but a towel?”
Wow. I thought I knew you.
May 16th, 2006 at 6:01 am
In my opinion this should be tagged as existential horror.
May 16th, 2006 at 7:56 am
Is that Ned Beatty shaving in the mirror?
“You got a real pretty mouth.”
May 16th, 2006 at 8:47 am
omg this pig is on billboards ALL OVER our city!
May 16th, 2006 at 9:54 am
There is a graphics artist in desperate need of some therapy.
May 16th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
omg, nightmares, coming right up!
May 18th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Hey! It’s Fred Thompson!
If he’s moonlighting in a towel does that mean that the Law and Order role doesn’t pay as well as one might think it should?