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By briantologist | May 9, 2006
A couple are coming by to look at the house today. Our realtor says they’ve got a baby themselves. I’m hoping that means they’ll understand the crap all over our house. Which I vacuumed off this morning. So that the house is now filled with crap which has less dust on it.
If my unrealistic expectations about life have taught me anything, it’s that this is the point where a bidding war erupts over our house, and we end up making like two hundred grand off the deal.
Thus, assuming that comes through? Pancakes for everyone!
Topics: Baffled Mutterings, Exciting, Possibly | 11 Comments »
May 9th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Crossing everything for you guys!
May 9th, 2006 at 11:09 am
Not me. I almost got the wife convinced to move to Tulsa and I was counting on a pre-Byrned house.
May 9th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Have you paid anyone yet to drive up and sit in their car and stare at the house the whole time this other couple is in there? And then when the first couple leaves, the car couple like, leaps out and races up the steps? I think you should look into that. Also, try to make the car couple look kind of wussy, so the legit couple feels they could take ‘em.
May 9th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Good luck! I love pancakes!
May 9th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Elwell, if you’re serious, and moving in the next month or so, make us an offer. I’ll totally give you dibs.
Unless these people make us a ridiculously good offer. In which case I encourage you to start a bidding war.
May 9th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
What KIND of pancakes?
May 9th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Candy pancakes laced with pot.
May 9th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
The magic kind. With the syrup caddy. The syrup caddy is definitely involved.
And what, you’re gonna turn down free celebratory pancakes? Christ, what the hell kind of ingrate are you? Man. And to think I was gonna come get drunk at your house.
I’m really sad we couldn’t come get drunk at your house, by the way. I think it might actually be causing me a tiny bit more pain with each passing day. Either that or I’ve ruptured another disc.
May 10th, 2006 at 8:39 am
i have my fingers and toes crossed for you. the way the housing market is nationwide, though, you should be making some SWEET BANK (minus the AC fix). I’m super excited for you guys. I know it’s totally crazy and stressful and wild for you, but it’s going to be totally worth it.
May 10th, 2006 at 11:41 am
You gotta stage your house, it’ll make you hundreds of thousands! Check out some of the articles here: http://www.realtor.org/libweb.nsf/pages/fg303. Seriously, your house could be a piece of poo, but if you paint it right and clear out some of your stuff you could be millionaires.
May 10th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
i want french toast, bitches!