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Help a brothers out
By briantologist | June 26, 2006
Two things for you today, both Super Mario Bros.-related. Part 1: In which a group of people with bright futures* do something truly inspired at a college talent show.
And Part II: In which Jason Bateman and Alyssa Milano introduce a performance of “Super Mario Bros. on Ice,” starring, as King Koopa, one Christopher Hewett, known to you and me as Mr. Belvedere. Also Mae West seems to be playing Princess Toadstool. Contains the following lines:
• “First you tell me you’ve never been to Ice Capades, and then you tell me you’ve never played video games?”
• “King Koopa? That looks like Mr. Belvedere.”
The Ice Capades version also differs from the video game in that rather than skilfully hopping on the heads of his and his brother’s enemies, Luigi seems to kill King Koopa’s minions with a shotgun. It’s surprisingly graphic in that regard.
I can only try to assure you that you’re not dreaming this.
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* Here, “People with bright futures” also means “people who will likely live with their parents for a while, then work at unfulfilling jobs.” But whatever.
Topics: Baffled Mutterings, Fucking Awesome, The Internets | 10 Comments »

June 26th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
yah – i SO work at Gordon College.
hee.
i was floored when i found a video made HERE in the Google Video Top 100.
sadly i didn’t see the event live. :(
June 26th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
That video made me cry, it was so funny. They better have won. I mean, those green pipes? Come on.
June 26th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Apparently Bill Cosby catered pudding AND served as costume designer.
June 26th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
That was awesome. Thank you.
June 26th, 2006 at 5:10 pm
dude, (hey, i got the gender right this time. yay me.) that was schaaaa-weeet. i have to bogart it.
June 26th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
My favorite part was when Mr. Belvedere mentioned cold cream. The only man on the planet who knows what cold cream is has to be Mr. Belvedere.
June 27th, 2006 at 4:52 am
so, have you seen this one?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3117004324521250241&q=marimba
there’s another, somewhere — I’ve apparently lost the link, if I find it I’ll email – it’s of an a cappella group doing a Nintendo medley. So awesome you will throw up. Or not.
June 27th, 2006 at 4:57 am
Found it!
http://www.gofish.com/userVideoPlayer.gfp?gfid=30-14387&hid=2141213386
Sorry I am so lame as to not make a functional link in comments. Please leave the tomatoes in the fridge.
June 27th, 2006 at 6:50 am
Interesting “&search=belvedere” in the link there. You were searching for Brocktoon, weren’t you?
June 27th, 2006 at 7:43 am
Look, all I’m saying is we should at least discuss the possibility of killing him. I just wanna open the floor to debate.