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it’s on.
By briantologist | August 23, 2006
Through a carefully crafted plan of my own devising, owing apparently to the fact that I must have had some rudimentary shred of self-awareness at the time, very few photographs exist of me between ages 13 and, oh, roughly 22. Which unfortunately means I’m having a hard time scraping up bershon pictures of myself.
Thank god once again for television, and for SoapNet, and for its daily delivery of she who may well be dubbed without hyperbole the very inventor, the patron fucking saint, of Bershon: Miss Kelly Taylor.
She can NOT EVEN DEAL with you right now. Especially if you are Dylan.
Topics: 90210, Television | 13 Comments »
August 24th, 2006 at 7:47 am
that’s fucking.awesome.
August 24th, 2006 at 7:49 am
Those are the most sculpted eyebrows I’ve seen since Joan Collins. Bravo, Kelly.
August 24th, 2006 at 8:38 am
Yeah, I hid from cameras or burned all the photos of my teen years. It’s for the best.
August 24th, 2006 at 8:43 am
I was at the awkward in-between hair-growing-out stage for like seriously three years. And also kind of a fatty. In a trench coat. It was ridiculous.
August 24th, 2006 at 9:01 am
I totally had you pegged for a trenchcoat, just FYI.
August 24th, 2006 at 10:38 am
The only thing that could make that picture better is if you could see the palm of her carefully french-manicured hand peeking over the DVR line.
I’m sure it’s an understood guesture.
August 24th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
I was also too bershon to allow any camera to capture it. As such, the world will now be deprived of my super-cool asymmetrical cut, spiral permed hair and the look of sheer disgust that I wore on my face.
August 24th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
When you describe yourself as “kind of fatty and in a trench coat” I think — Kevin Smith. Yeah?
August 24th, 2006 at 10:08 pm
Nobody makes Kelly Taylor bershon like Valerie, particularly when Valerie is dishing out coke to Kelly’s BF, Colin. And I don’t mean the cola kind. There needs to be a whole other category of 90210 bershonitude; Bershonivalerie.
August 25th, 2006 at 8:02 am
brian, you totally sound like you were the inspiration for Silent Bob.
August 25th, 2006 at 9:47 am
Question: Do heterosexual men have the ability to effectively portray bershonitude?
August 28th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
I used to have a student named Bershaun. She was.
September 27th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Kelly Taylor no longer has eyeballs due to the hyper frequency in which she rolled them.