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oh dear GOD.
By briantologist | August 3, 2006
Tiny E just alerted me to something truly awful that’s slated to happen on VH1′s “Flavor of Love” this Sunday, a show wherein Flava Flav woos bitches en masse, apparently in hopes of finding some sort of uber-whore, some slut Serpentor (Serpentwhore?) assembled from the DNA of the skankiest bitches through space and time.
Read the linked article, gentle reader, and consider this: D’you think Chuck D like, even picks up the phone anymore when he sees Flav’s name come up on the caller ID? Seriously, I think I’d be screening some calls if I were him. Fear of a black planet is one thing; fear of FF bringing some whore into your house who takes a dump on your kitchen table is another thing entirely.
Topics: Existential Horror, Television | 7 Comments »
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Damn. I think the site must be down. And I wanted to see the horror!
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:45 pm
It worked when I tried it just now; maybe your computer is trying to protect you, which is certainly kind of it.
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:11 pm
Where have you been? This is Round 2 of that show!
August 4th, 2006 at 7:15 am
Serpentwhore
that’s golden
August 4th, 2006 at 10:51 am
I like saying it like the commercial did for the Serpentor commercial. “Ser-Pent-Whore!”
August 7th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
If nothing else, I learned a lot more about Serpentor than I ever knew before. That storyline seems so cutting edge. I’m sure if Bush knew about the terrorists creating Serpentor, he would use it as an argument against stem cell research.
August 7th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
And how is Sgt. Slaughter an adequate replacement for Sun-Tzu? He barely beat the Iron Sheik. The G.I. Joe mythology is kinda stupid.