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    Please do come witness the horror.

    By briantologist | August 1, 2006

    Recently my dear bride mentioned one of the very worst episodes of 90 ever made, ever ever ever. It will, and I’m not exaggerating, haunt both of us until the day we die. Probably it’ll be the last thing we think about before hurtling off to Hell for the rest of eternity. Actually it’ll probably be the thing we end up watching in Hell for the rest of eternity, possibly in rotation with the episode where ACTUAL FUCKING ANGELS SAVE THE GANG’S LIFE ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND NO I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, THOUGH YOU MAY REST ASSURED I CERTAINLY WISH I WAS.

    Anyway, really please do take a moment to click through the abject horror we willingly subject ourselves to on a daily basis. Please don’t tell us we need hobbies; sadly, it appears we already have them.

    May God have mercy on my soul.

    Topics: 90210, Existential Horror, Television | 3 Comments »

    3 Responses to “Please do come witness the horror.”

    1. melinda Says:
      August 2nd, 2006 at 8:55 am

      Ok. I’ve been lurking around here for awhile now, but I couldn’t NOT comment when you go and blow my mind like that. WTF? Jim and Cindy rocking the tv dinners? Steve apparently loaning his trademark fro-mullet to David Silver for the good of America? Messed. Up.

    2. Carole Says:
      August 2nd, 2006 at 8:13 pm

      Oh yeah. The “Brenda finds an old diary and 9-0 characters act it out” one. That one DID suck. Except of course when Dylan, Donna, and Kelly get baked. And when Jim keeps referring to Dylan as a “crumb bum.”

      It’s definitely a toss up between that one and the “It’s A Wonderful Life” rip-off Christmas special. I guess they can’t all be gold, can they?

    3. erika Says:
      August 3rd, 2006 at 12:02 pm

      You must have been absolutely thrilled when this episode showed up on your system. It really was amazingly bad.

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