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By briantologist | August 4, 2006
I just spent 10 minutes in the tub with one of those rasp/file combo jobbies you’re supposed to use to sand the calluses off your feet, and OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE I’VE GOT A BRAND NEW BIG TOE, SERIOUSLY.
Topics: Exciting, Possibly, Fucking Awesome | 11 Comments »
August 4th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
I like it when a man cares about his toes.
Manipedis shouldn’t be out of the question for the more brutish sex.
:)
August 4th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
It was getting out of hand. Like, the dry skin would still be dirty after I showered. It’s never too late for proper foot care, a wise Doctor named Scholls once said.
August 4th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Maybe you could give lessons to someone very dear to me whom I love very much but cringe when their toes come out to play.
They shall remain nameless. Because I’m THAT NICE.
August 4th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Yeah, time for a job.
August 4th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
I much prefer this subject to BH 90210. Thank you.
August 5th, 2006 at 7:47 am
90 is never, and I can’t emphasize this enough, NEVER going away.
August 7th, 2006 at 12:18 am
Do you mean one of those cheese grater thingys?
August 7th, 2006 at 12:21 am
Yeah, pretty much. Except it’s on a handle, and seriously, it looks just like a rasp/file.
August 7th, 2006 at 8:05 am
Those things are awesome. But I always neglect using one for a month or two at a time and then I’m filing for like 20 minutes … boring! I wonder if they make a callous sander attachment for my Dremel?
August 7th, 2006 at 8:21 am
I’m showing this to Aaron. He needs to work on his feet.
August 7th, 2006 at 9:29 am
You should soak your feet WHILE watching 90210. Then they will be all soft and the callouses will shuffle right off.
I can also recommend PRODUCT if you want to really blow your toes out of the water.