Comments on: news copy magnificence

By: pagalina

pagalina — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:32:50 +0000

I know I’m a johnnycake-come-lately but I’ve been drawing a blank…

His Eggcelency,
Prime Minister of Prime Rib
Duke of DingDongs (um no)
Lord of the Potted Meats
Commander in Cheese
Captain Cupcake

man these all totally suck.
I shall try more harder later.

By: the patriarch

the patriarch — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 21:50:29 +0000

Bratwurst Kingpin

But yeah, Bacon Commander is pretty much the pinnacle. Nice going.

By: jwer

jwer — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:22:51 +0000

Dude. You totally need to read Erik Larsen’s “Devil In The White City” if you haven’t… while no sausage is involved, apparently your new-found home breeds weird and creepy murderers of women (or is that redundant?). Also, it’s a really good book.

By: briantologist

briantologist — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 18:00:17 +0000

It’s crazy! I only learned that a couple of years ago. The word got a whole new round of verbal excitement from me after I learned how it’s pronounced. Hi, I am easily entertained.

By: M. Kennedy

M. Kennedy — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 17:49:06 +0000

This post made me so happy. Also, viscount doesn’t rhyme with discount, did you know that?

By: be OH be

be OH be — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:35:41 +0000

fluffernutter coordinator

By: jen

jen — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 00:18:47 +0000

Darth Ham Hock, I presume?

By: briantologist

briantologist — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:08:40 +0000

Nobody should be allowed to do anything in high school. Except visit the Museum of Ham! In EspaÃ±a!

By: Miz H.

Miz H. — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:47:23 +0000

In high school, a friend and I actually called ourselves The Beef Jerky Queen and the Pork Parts Princess. Why? Why the hell do you do ANYTHING in high school?

By: crazyjane

crazyjane — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:26:18 +0000

Duke of Braunschweiger.

Here’s what I love, tho: the fast food restauarant chain in Spain called “Museo del Jamon”. That kicks ass.