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um.
By briantologist | October 13, 2006
So, yeah. There’s this.
I’m starting to wonder if I’ve still got the receipt for the moving van that took us here.
Then again, I’m pretty sure somebody must’ve declared every day “Jesus Day” in the entire state of Oklahoma a long time ago, so eh. Still, though, come the fuck on, Daley. You’re part of a political dynasty that’s kept an iron grip on Chicago politics for the better part of the 20th Century, and you’re celebrating a man who’s physically incapable of closing his mouth. Aim a little higher, Richie M. Please. For me. For us, the new people.
Topics: Existential Horror | 7 Comments »
October 14th, 2006 at 3:08 am
Amen.
October 14th, 2006 at 7:58 pm
Ho. Lee. Shit.
October 15th, 2006 at 2:29 am
Oh, God.
October 15th, 2006 at 2:47 am
“The rapper appeared genuinely moved” is awesome. That and the whooping and the belly laugh.
October 16th, 2006 at 9:59 am
The most amazing direct Daley quote, ever — the day was named because of Diddy’s “contributions to civilization.”
CIVILIZATION.
Like, the printing press, the internet, puff daddy.
word.
October 16th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
PS — have you been here, yet? Because it might restore your faith forever in the magnificence of the city.
October 29th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
I’m pretty sure every teacher on the planet now wants to barf. Wow.