Comments on: From Tragic to Stupid.

By: Sarah B.

Sarah B. — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:13:03 +0000

Oh my god the goddamn Fur Shop.

By: erika

erika — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 16:16:35 +0000

Best. Recap. Ever. You hit everything on the head. Fantastic! Also? I’m going to try and pull “The Party’s Over” trick on my brother-in-law. Just because I think everyone would go along with it.

By: briantologist

briantologist — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:10:52 +0000

Seriously, god, it was like in “Men in Black” where the giant cockroach is walking around in Vincent D’Onofrio’s skin. Fucking horrific.

The party, Sarah, which I kinda think you might’ve been at, was, um, I dunno. In winter? I think? Yes? Probably about late ’96 or so, I wanna say. Possibly ’97. It was that awful Art Guy, the one that Jon hates, the one who wore the beret all the time and painted the mural on the Fur Shop wall with the trees that were really NAKED LADEEZ! when you looked at them for a second. Man, was he a piece of work. And by “work,” I mean “shit.”

He brought a bottle of wine to said party, incidentally, and kept trying to woo the LADEEZ! there with it, right? But he only had the one bottle, so he was totally stingy with it — he’d give like, a shot’s worth of wine to whichever LADEEZ! he was trying to pitch woo to, because he had to make it last! It was nothing short of remarkable. Clearly, he had to go.

By: mochila

mochila — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:12:23 +0000

1. my household also hates kyra sedgwick; we blame it on the little teeth.

2. avoid lincoln park zoo if you want to avoid james woods (and who doesn’t want to avoid james woods?).

3. cgi orville continues to give me nightmares. i now can’t think of deliciously buttery movie-theater popcorn without thinking of corpses.

By: Gleemonex

Gleemonex — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 23:35:13 +0000

[helpless, helpless laughter]

Thank you for taking one for the team … you watch the GGs so I don’t have to get an aneurysm watching them myself.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 23:05:47 +0000

I do not watch television because Brian Byrne watches it for me. Priceless. Better than last year’s.

And dude, when was this party at Misley’s?! I’m vaguely remembering it… was it the one where M. Martin’s brother showed up with a jug of milk? Didn’t he kill someone? Did I just slander? I don’t know.

By: Chollyson

Chollyson — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 21:56:00 +0000

Seriously, Bryne, this should be your full time job.

And back of Kyra. The Closer rocks out loud.

By: Miz H

Miz H — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:21:11 +0000

I cannot begin to express on how many levels of “blows” Freedom Posers is.

By: Uncle Crappy

Uncle Crappy — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 23:59:55 +0000

Just wanted to check: is Warren Beatty still talking?

By: briantologist

briantologist — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 17:54:19 +0000

I bring the crap to the people. To save the people from the crap. It’s paradoxically delicious.