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By briantologist | February 19, 2007
Dude, seriously: Los Angeles is the second-largest city in the United States, her funds are basically unlimited, and this is the best Britney could come up with? It looks like she wandered into the wig shop by Casa Bonita and asked for “something blonde.” In terms of celebrity meltdowns, this is by far the best thing to happen since Mel Gibson revealed his true feelings about our Jewish bretheren. If only Britney could grow a gigantic beard.
Topics: Baffled Mutterings, Fucking Awesome | 4 Comments »
February 19th, 2007 at 11:24 am
I’m just glad that she didn’t let her bald head get her down. A lesser, weaker woman might have maybe taken a break, maybe hung out around the house for a week or ten days. Watched Lion King with her kids. I’m glad she had the strength to get off the couch and go get shitfaced the ight after her brain fucking melted into her lap.
February 20th, 2007 at 9:41 am
I personally know of a fabulous wig shop on Hollywood Blvd just down from Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. They have a large selection of very nice quality wigs (the platinum blonde Veronica Lake one is to die for) and they are not that expensive. My short bob with bangs only cost me $25.00 and I know Britney has a lot more than that. But then again, are we really expecting more from her? Really.
February 20th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Frankly, was this a surprise to anyone? She shaved her head, is wearing some trash-ass wig, and got some TERRIBLE tattoos. Sounds about par for the course when someone steps out the trailer after gettin’ rid of her no-good ol’ man. I can’t wait til pictures surface of her snorting lines of coke off her baby’s forehead. Glorious.
February 22nd, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Oh My God, Erin, you are killing me.