Archive for March 20th, 2007
Dear American Idol,
Tuesday, March 20th, 2007Let me warn you, Idol, I have a sore throat and I am in no mood to be trifled with. Yes, yes, I know you’ve got a piping hot serving of Lulu on the menu tonight, garnished with a side of Noone and his laser eyes, but this is like the 10th sore throat, snotty [...]
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007Right. So, uh. K-Fed … started a search engine. Four comparable occurrences: • Martha Raye, denture wearer, starts a small cluster bomb-manufacturing concern. • Toby Keith, noted jingoist, establishes a literary fiction imprint of his own. • Doug Flutie, diminutive former NFL and CFL quarterback, opens a dry-cleaning storefront in Lincoln, Nebraska. • Smokey Robinson, [...]