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By briantologist | March 28, 2007
Two facts I did not fully realize before this morning:
1. There is a small switch located on the back of the neck of every child born to humankind. This switch has two positions: Position A is “TOTAL PAIN IN THE ASS”; Position B is “NOT A TOTAL PAIN IN THE ASS.”
2. This switch is broken during the birthing process, and so toggles back and forth at random throughout the life of every child.
Topics: Beans!, General Irritants | 4 Comments »
March 28th, 2007 at 8:17 am
Oh, the toggle is broken long before birth. However, then it reads “Pain in the ribs.”
March 28th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
I didn’t even realize there was a toggle — I thought it was permanently in PITA mode. The times when you think that they aren’t total ass pains is when you’re delirious from huffing helium at Chuck E. Cheese. It’s a toggle switch on YOU instead.
March 29th, 2007 at 2:36 am
That’s funny because mine has constantly been on “Total Pain in the Ass” since birth. Poor mom! Poor husband!
March 30th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
never a truer statement….although, mine seems to have his switched permanently to “demon from hell”.