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    magic Sunday

    By briantologist | March 18, 2007

    In the absence of professional football, I had no choice today but to see through to fruition something that’s become a minor obsession of mine lately. For this, I profusely thank Styro, my esteemed colleague.

    And so, without further ado: bucket.

    Topics: Fucking Awesome, The Internets | 8 Comments »

    8 Responses to “magic Sunday”

    1. Em Says:
      March 18th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

      Nooooooooooooo!

      Awesome.

    2. be OH be Says:
      March 19th, 2007 at 6:20 am

      great, some fresh new content for my nightmares.

      thanks.

    3. Coley Says:
      March 19th, 2007 at 10:49 am

      Thanks for turning aquatic mammals from adorable to vaguely horrifying. Only Briantologist could do so that efficiently.

    4. mia Says:
      March 19th, 2007 at 12:19 pm

      scary! I picture him with a goofy southern accent – like a total kick. Your interpretation makes him sound like the bad guy in Silence of the Lambs.

      “I has a bucket. It puts the lotion on its skin”

    5. briantologist Says:
      March 19th, 2007 at 12:30 pm

      “JUST PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BUCKET!!!”

      Okay, seriously, now I can not stop picturing the entire Buffalo Bill segment of “Silence of the Lambs” with this gigantic pinniped playing the role. Oh Christ, I just got to the tucking scene.

    6. Crutchmerian Death Toll Says:
      March 20th, 2007 at 10:02 am

      So, in short order, I:

      1. Watched Bucket

      2. Saw a back pain medication commercial on TV featuring Shaquille O’Neal

      3. Determined that the manatee sounds like Shaq.

    7. jill Says:
      March 22nd, 2007 at 10:59 am

      Nice. Can you do “you ain’t taking my cellular” next?

    8. Tracy27 Says:
      March 24th, 2007 at 12:19 am

      Bucket is quite possibly reason enough for the Internets to ever have been invented. I love him that much.

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