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    Dear American Idol,

    Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

    I have been stoked for Mahogany Night all week, but then once it started I remembered how much I can not stand Diana Ross. Seriously, Idol, I’m tired today and you are seriously underwhelming. Why do I keep expecting you to be better? I guess it’s because you’re really shiny and Paula’s always tanked and [...]

    wine, bumper cars and the lash

    Monday, March 12th, 2007

    Man, Internet, a lot’s happened in the past week. Kind of. I got so swept up in the Idol top 12, and the wife’s revived posting about said, that I almost forgot to tell you I saw the fucken Pogues last week and it was seriously everything I could’ve hoped for, within reason (Kirsty McColl [...]

    Dear American Idol,

    Thursday, March 8th, 2007

    Fuck yeah, bitches! You thought you could escape my biting wit and black tar rage this year, but you were wrong, Idol, so wrong. I’m back and since I’m concentrating all my power on you, you’d better watch out because you’ve pissed me off already. See, today my boss sent me to a grammar and [...]

    oh for fuck sakes lighten up already.

    Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

    Okay, thanks, thanks. I feel a little better. Also thanks to former recent Battlestar Galactica booster Gleemonex for asking me (and you too, Internets) what’s currently at #27–#32 on our household’s Netflix queue. I happen to think it’s a damn fine question. #27: Love and Death on Long Island #28: Boys Don’t Cry #29: Waking [...]

    “worst episode ever.”

    Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

    So I was carrying Henry out to the car this morning and my foot went straight out from under me on some ice, and we both went down really, really fast, and I was not between him and the dirt when he fell, and if there is an award for wanting to gouge one’s own [...]

    Hmm!

    Monday, March 5th, 2007

    So in a brief discussion regarding this, also known as the greatest thing I’ve seen all month, Sarahbrown discovered I had a minor in fine art; I, in turn, discovered she has a minor in Education, which A) I did not know, and B) huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. I then realized I’m really not sure what my wife [...]

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