Archive for April 24th, 2007
Dear American Idol,
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007Again this week, I will be writing you, Idol, as ELB has been struck by a protracted case of The Vapors; I believe she contracted it from Gus. Tonight, it appears Seacrest is supporting the hungry by donating his shaving supplies to the Red Cross. Somewhere in Malawi, someone’s face is baby-soft. Meanwhile, in Los [...]
Great moments in schadenfreude
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007People, I often feel pangs of remorse for delighting in the miseries of those I have not met. I am frequently guilty of developing entirely meritless vendettas against people I see for a split-second, based on less than nothing. Wearing a hat I don’t like? You’re probably an embezzler. Talking slightly louder than normal? Definitely [...]