Archive for February, 2008
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Thursday, February 28th, 2008The straight truth is, I don’t want to watch Luke and Noah and Muslim girl get harrassed today. I don’t want to watch something horrible happen. But what if it’s triumphant, and Luke and Noah become the Luke and Laura (SEE!) of the 21st century? Fuck! Fine. Go. Last time we saw the gang they [...]
Two gays and a Muslim investigate the Illinois penal system
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008Hey, guess what! Luke and Noah are in the kitchen! Muslim girl peeks in on them and hears them encouraging each other over the fact that if Noah helps this girl, his dad won’t hate him anymore. However that’s supposed to work out, I don’t know. Woah! Stop talking, Noah. Nobody is listening to you [...]
It’s canon, bitches!
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008For real, internet, I don’t know if I can do this. Today’s the Color Me Badd episode of 90210 and it hurts me to watch. I know what crap every minute brings; it lasts forever. Like when I had teeth pulled. The removal of the first two was super agonizing, but when it came time [...]
She’s wise, because she’s from the Mysterious East
Monday, February 25th, 2008Here we go with the Muslim girl. Turns out that, since Noah isn’t allowed a bed in the home he was invited to stay in, he and Muslim girl have to share the parlor. Ease up, now. No funny business. No, they stopped short of bundling and hung up a sheet. “It was all very [...]
I am so into Wales right now
Sunday, February 24th, 2008All I want to do is watch Torchwood and Doctor Who, like, to the point of ignoring all personal hygene and sleep. In these past few months the dark lady, Depression, has encouraged me to stop talking to those I care about. It’s not their fault, it’s mine. But now that I’m perking up a [...]
Oakdale is totally the new Green Zone
Friday, February 22nd, 2008Woah, woah, woah, hold up there one minute! I miss ATWT once and now there’s a Muslim girl sliding her eyes at Noah. What has happened in Oakdale? Thank god Luke, the gay everyone can agree on, cut right in there and put a stop to this brazen hussy’s advances. I could have sworn her [...]
EXTERMINATE!
Thursday, February 21st, 2008A few days ago I mentioned that I am totally obsessed with Torchwood and that obsession has only gotten worse since then. For real, I haven’t freaked out over a show like this since I started watching Buffy on FX. In fact, I might be more obsessed with Torchwood because, not only is the cast [...]
I don’t want you barfing all over my Beamer, OK?
Monday, February 18th, 2008On lo, this frigid day, my heart is warmed by the arrival of the “Emily Valentine takes the gang to an underground club” episode of 90210. This television masterpiece rates up there with the “Thanksgiving turkeys out the helicopter” episode of WKRP as an historic taste of Americana. See, it’s an incredibly hip underground club [...]
I certainly hate Faith
Thursday, February 14th, 2008It’s a Very Special Valentine’s Episode of ATWT! Our favorite couples imagine what life would be like if they didn’t have one another! This is even better than the Very Special Christmas Episode Victorian Extravaganza! We start out with Lily and Holden falling in love all over again. He gives her a card, then walks [...]
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Thursday, February 14th, 2008And may all your Christmases be white.
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