Comments on: I don’t hear you unless you’re hot

By: kristin

kristin — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:30:36 +0000

I can’t believe Ziering didn’t make your list. The only reason Carteris didn’t also make my list is that it would have been ageism more than true shallowness. I mean she’s a pretty hot octagenerian high school student.

You also make me sad that I continue to stick with General Hospital even though it’s long since abandoned any of awesomeness of the days when Luke and Laura saved the world from a madman with a weather machine who was going to freeze the world.

By: ELB

ELB — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:37:16 +0000

Go to Bible college.

By: Amelia Bedelia

Amelia Bedelia — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:07:12 +0000

I want to snort coke off boners!

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 19:15:04 +0000

And helloooooo!!! They fucking go to college. As you mentioned Lady Byrne, college library bathrooms are ideal for boyfucking. I have some personal experience with this.

Or the stacks!

The fact that Nuke haven’t fucked yet is just creative cowardice on the part of the show’s producers, plain and simple.

90210 had a 75% hot cast. Brian Awesome Queen was jank.

By: briantologist

briantologist — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:56:32 +0000

I love that two 19-year-old guys are somehow magically unable to find somewhere to get it on — as any guy who’s been 19 can attest, overcoming staggering odds in the name of getting freaky is higher on the priority list than, say, showering.

You can not tell me there’s not a fricken pay toilet at Snyder Pond. Or like, a tree.

By: ELB

ELB — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:34:09 +0000

I have seen the cowboy puppet! It freaks me out so much that I can’t bear to actually watch that portion of the show. I probably should, though. What if it actually contains Dusty Donovan’s soul?!

And Nate, I have heard rumors that the bathrooms in the Bible college library are an excellent place to seek and find some super action.

Jamie, you are not even kidding. There is not one weak link on the show. BAM!

By: jaime

jaime — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:44:17 +0000

I am completely obsessed with Torchwood, too. And the thing about them all being hot is that they’re all hot in unconventional ways.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:37:57 +0000

Have you seen the creepy puppet? I get off early one day last week and there is some guy with a puppet. And then I turned it off, because I cannot forgive a show for its use of puppets. (Also, Luke’s dad or Mom is accused of murder yearly. Shockingly, they are never guilty!)
Loving these recaps!

By: Nate

Nate — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:36:14 +0000

Okay, ELB, you’ve officially got me itching to TiVo this. I swear, I’ve seen things that were less chaste on the campus of a Bible college.