Archive for February, 2008
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Wednesday, February 13th, 2008Friends, it has been cold. It has been fucking cold, to trot out a popular obscene gerund. I know perhaps a great many of you are also living in the upper Midwest, or perhaps the Northeast, and so it’s probable you’ve been experiencing much the same conditions we’ve been having in the Chicagoland area. In [...]
David Silver is a far worse father than Ben Affleck was in Danielle Steel’s Daddy.
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008I have only seen one single snippet of “Unwed Father” and it is already blowing my skull! The movie gets right to it, so I will to. David Silver is playing in this seedy club, singing this Candlebox sounding song, while the girl from the Nanny pretends to rebel against her parents. And she’s an [...]
So boring, I might as well be listening to Genesis.
Monday, February 11th, 2008Today I had reason to not only leave the house, but to dress up in a smart, new dress! Good work, Clay! But the thing is, the high today was 8, and while I looked properly awesome, it was too damn cold to work my mini-dress. But then I dug down deep in myself and [...]
CALLING ALL COUGARS!!
Thursday, February 7th, 2008Ho-lee smokes, As the World Turns was off the chain today! Luke and Noah kept talking about banana splits, oral fixation, and needing four kinds of meat in order to be satisfied! Earlier this week they decided to take things slow and make sure they’re ready. Now they’ve jumped right to discussions of ideal ‘first [...]
an urgent entreaty
Thursday, February 7th, 2008People, I beg of you: Watch this clip. Just watch it. You need to hear a newscaster read the words “Clean up all the wiener poopie if you want to see Jesus unharmed.” Yes you do. Don’t argue with me.
No, this was different from when I saw “Armageddon”
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned that time I made my sister go see Armageddon. It was Oklahoma brand August and we didn’t have a/c. The theater allowed us to sit in the cold for a while. We’d run home, take freezing cold showers, and jump into our beds soaking wet. But the time I made [...]
I don’t hear you unless you’re hot
Monday, February 4th, 2008It’s safe to say that I am totally crushing on Torchwood. The cast is 100% hot! Every single person on the cast is potential “That would be pretty cool if his/her car broke down in front of my house and they had to use the phone, but it would be a while before the tow [...]
Nazi Germany, 90210
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008Yesterday’s episode of 90210 was from season 1 back when the Walsh’s had a housekeeper. She didn’t last too long, as they quickly realized that really they only needed Cindy to stand in the kitchen and pour orange juice for the gang. I wasn’t able to pay too much attention to the story set up, [...]
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