Archive for March, 2008
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Monday, March 3rd, 2008Let me tell you something, this new United We Stand version of Lily and Holden is totally gonna cut the fuck up and knock the fuck down. They politely ask Muslim girl if they could speak with her for a moment. They’re at the hospital see, where they came after they were attacked by ruffians. [...]
things we decided were awesome last night, while drunk
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008using, as a vague euphemism for sexual activity, the phrase “Reachin’ around for the Old Style.” “Frat Rock 2! Son of Frat Rock!”* the following theoretical band names: “Olga Slutsky and the Polish Whores” “Anne Spankroft” the following album title, presumably by one of the aforementioned bands: “Moses Built My Soap Box Derby Car”** * [...]
things purchased for me today by the good folks at American Express*
Saturday, March 1st, 2008One 85-watt MacBook Pro power adapter, a replacement for the one that abruptly fell apart — $84(!!!!) Seventy beers — (undisclosed) One bag limes — $3.23 NaBloPoMo redux, here we go.* — Also known as “Ill-advised replacement for a second household income”
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