Archive for April, 2008
Next Entries »Dear First Warmish, Sunny Day of Spring,
Saturday, April 5th, 2008(This post could not be written due to its author standing on the sidewalk, silently weeping tears of joy.) your pal, Brian
Dear the Internets,
Friday, April 4th, 2008And again I thank you, for providing me this. It takes so little to make my day sometimes. And yet there it is! Day: Made! love, Jimmy the Retard
I have to hone my texting-while-driving moves
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008Brian worked some kind of internet magic and got us free cell phones, so we’ve been insanely fiddling with them for the past 24 hours. I set it so that, when I get a text message, it sounds like the TARDIS landing. You have no idea how pleased I was when it went off and [...]
Dear Caitlin,
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008Thank you for making my day for the 357th time this month. your pal, Brian
Bound feet are totally in this spring
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008Oh my god, Internet, so much has been happening. That’s not true. Nothing has happened. My feet are still scabby hooves. I figured that, since I had these painful lesions on my heels, I should go ahead and give myself a vicious pedicure while I was at it. Now I have horrid nubbins. I’m looking [...]
Dear This Afternoon,
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008Greetings! It’s delightful to meet you. I’d be lying if I said I remembered each of the 11,911 of you I’ve met in my life. But I would be deeply mistaken if I didn’t thank you for featuring such insanely beautiful weather, and for giving me the opportunity to calculate exactly how many afternoons I’ve [...]
Dear NaBloPoMo,
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008… I wrote this first post on April 2. APRIL FOOL!Seriously, I have already failed, yet I am taking another shot at NaBloPoMo. LET’S GO! your pal, BrianÂ
Next Entries »