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    but it’s true.

    Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

    Tonight I glanced at one of a great many empty Old Style 30-packs that patiently wait in the back of our kitchen as I fail to discard them time and again.
    What the box said: “Pure Genuine.”
    What I saw for a split second: “Pure Genius.”
    Anyone familiar with the fine work of the Heilmann family can attest [...]

    Are you my mummy?

    Friday, May 9th, 2008

    Henry is not impressed with my fresh, new Doctor Who t-shirt. I’m beginning to doubt his maternity.

    actual paroxysms

    Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

    Please, please, please for the love of god turn up your volume and listen, read, and experience: You Make Me Touch Your Hand For Stupid Reasons.