byrneunit

I rarely know what you’re talking about.

but it’s true.

Tonight I glanced at one of a great many empty Old Style 30-packs that patiently wait in the back of our kitchen as I fail to discard them time and again.
What the box said: “Pure Genuine.”
What I saw for a split second: “Pure Genius.”
Anyone familiar with the fine work of the Heilmann family can attest [...]

Are you my mummy?

Henry is not impressed with my fresh, new Doctor Who t-shirt. I’m beginning to doubt his maternity.

actual paroxysms

Please, please, please for the love of god turn up your volume and listen, read, and experience: You Make Me Touch Your Hand For Stupid Reasons.