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By briantologist | May 6, 2008
Please, please, please for the love of god turn up your volume and listen, read, and experience: You Make Me Touch Your Hand For Stupid Reasons.
Topics: Stuff | 12 Comments »
May 6th, 2008 at 10:18 am
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard in my whole entire life.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:07 am
ditto.
You know what else that chick hates? English class.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:52 am
This painfully reminds me of middle school.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I wish I’d had an imposing male voiceover for my notes.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
THANK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
May 6th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
that is one of the funniest things I have seen/herd in a long time it inspired me to stop using punctuation and misspell basic wurds
May 6th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
lol fuck dat bitch i bet she likes teh cock.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
“You make me touch your hand for stupid reasons” (the line, I mean) is still kind of heartbreaking, though.
I like how the reader cracked up; that sealed it as perfect.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:35 am
I wonder if the reader was this poor soul’s boyfriend. That would be cruelly delicious.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
That so fantastically, wonderfully funny that I am perilously close to needing to don a pair of Depends. The choked down chuckles by the reader just sealed the deal for me.
Excellent..thank you!
May 7th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
You’re totally right, the title is just kind of wonderfully bittersweet. Or it would be if it were in a very, very different context.
God. This is one of those things that I can’t possibly tell enough people about.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
having just listened to it, I must say it’s like hearing StrongBad read a breakup letter. I kept expecting the reader to make fun of it in weird places.