byrneunit

I rarely know what you’re talking about.

the wayback machine

Using the raw magic available at this site, which is apparently some sort of mall promotional device, I was recently able to create the following. Enjoy.

bring the Jesus

Happy Birthday to Me! So far 33 is every bit as magnificent as 32 was, which is saying nothing at all. Though 32 was pretty good. I have no problems with 32.
If I were feeling the least bit reflective and not busy(ish) at work this morning, I’d, ah, reflect. With that out of the way, [...]

crushless

Hey, did you know the Olympics are on? The Olympics are on! It’s true! Totally. Also apparently “Chuck” premieres soon.
I would not pretend to be unmoved by these games; I was completely blown away by the opening ceremony, even if the fireworks footsteps across Beijing were taped in advance and they totally pulled a “Dreamgirls” [...]

crush me under heavy stones

This, people. This is what we’re faced with as we slog about our business. Like we haven’t got enough fucking shit to worry about.