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    bring the Jesus

    By briantologist | August 25, 2008

    Happy Birthday to Me! So far 33 is every bit as magnificent as 32 was, which is saying nothing at all. Though 32 was pretty good. I have no problems with 32.

    If I were feeling the least bit reflective and not busy(ish) at work this morning, I’d, ah, reflect. With that out of the way, please peruse this “Best of Half-Assed Birthday Posts” post, which actually begins with a non-half-assed post from my birthday by our dear friend Ms. Sarah Brown way back in the halcyon days of 2003. (I get punched in the ear!)

    August 14, 2007: Turns out I didn’t post anything on my birthday last year, which is just as well. Here’s the nearest thing I wrote, about a snack food.

    August 4, 2006: … Aaaand ditto for the year before, apparently. Here’s something I wrote about filing my toe callouses.

    August 26, 2005: A brief mention of my birthday here, but it also mentions a podcast I appeared on which I’m positive you won’t be able to find! Let’s go!

    August 25, 2004: This one’s got a picture of Inge de Bruijn in it! And it mentions Trucky. And bananas.

    August 25, 2003: I’m pleased to close out this lame-ass post with a post that, impossibly, is even lamer.

    So there they are. If anybody needs me I’ll be … fuck, I dunno. Doing something? Good times.

    Topics: Stuff | 6 Comments »

    6 Responses to “bring the Jesus”

    1. Sarah B. Says:
      August 25th, 2008 at 11:11 am

      33! You beat Jesus! JGW would be so proud.

    2. Danielle Says:
      August 25th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

      Happy birthday!

      Man, from the way Sarah described your birthday, you *definitely* didn’t have a kid in 2003. And yet I can’t help thinking that it is a story you should read to your kid on HIS birthdays.

    3. Em Says:
      August 25th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

      Happy 33! Double numbers are awesome. And 3 is lucky. So that makes this year, yes, DOUBLY LUCKY.

      Also, now that HGB is three, you can probably teach him how to make you a drink. Sweet.

    4. styro Says:
      August 25th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

      Happy birthday, you magnificent bastard.

    5. be OH be Says:
      August 26th, 2008 at 10:00 am

      A third of the way to 100! Now the fun begins.
      Also, be sure to drink a Rolling Rock.

    6. Jason Says:
      August 26th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

      You’re doing much better than me in terms of birthday activities. On my birthday, I mostly just watch porn and avoid calls from my mother.

      Oh wait…

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