byrneunit

I rarely know what you’re talking about.

noted:

“Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct.”
Best line: “The report did not speculate as to why the woman was wearing a cow suit.”

O’Man.

So apparently Ryan O’Neal and his son were just arrested today for having a bunch of meth in their house. Which made me think I was losing my mind, because I’d have sworn that just happened a month or two ago.
Turns out that if I’m losing my mind, it has no relation to the O’Neal [...]

… riiiiight …

… so today we cut through the cemetery on our way to get a hamburger*. And we were slowly following this winding path through the place. And we rounded a corner next to this big pond in the middle of things. And there was a coyote eating a Canada Goose he’d killed. In the middle [...]

9021-off

… And, at long last, we’re off. Effing DVR cuts off the first five minutes, natch. But we do get a second of AHndrea and Thinnyhair Velasquez’s daughter. Gawd. And they make a joke about her looking 30! Which is funny because AHndrea was 98 years old when she was on the show. Hawt.
So this [...]

boom, boom; boom boom.

Talking about how fucking awesome Jon Stewart has by this point become tantamount to bending someone’s ear about how sex is fun, or how food is necessary to sustain life. The forward-thinking reader will have already determined that this statement is a segue into a diatribe about how fucking awesome Jon Stewart is. For the [...]

In a World Without the “In a World …” Guy …

The 90210 premiere getting shit on by the Cubs and their stupid extra innings* isn’t the only tragedy befalling my tiny universe. Sadly, one Don LaFontaine, better known as the voice-over guy who made movie trailer voice-overs start with the words “In a World Where ______ …”, has died. He was 68. Doctors say he [...]

90210: The Zombie Corpse Rises

From the Yahoo TV listing for tonight’s premiere of the reanimated 90210:
“When a dedicated teacher and his family return to his childhood home of Beverly Hills so he can look after his ailing but still expansively vivacious mother, they all have to adjust: his athlete wife becomes personal trainer to the rich parents of their [...]