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By briantologist | September 17, 2008
So apparently Ryan O’Neal and his son were just arrested today for having a bunch of meth in their house. Which made me think I was losing my mind, because I’d have sworn that just happened a month or two ago.
Turns out that if I’m losing my mind, it has no relation to the O’Neal family; there was, indeed, a domestic squabble earlier this year at the Ryan O’Neal residence wherein Mr. O’Neal took a shot at his stepson, whom he believed was going after his biological son (of today’s arrest) with a fire poker. Also Tatum O’Neal was busted for crack possession in an unrelated incident earlier this year.
I’m pretty sure this is what happens when you take a dip in Farrah Fawcett’s gene pool. And you’re Ryan O’Neal, which means you’re not exactly starting from an advantage.
Man, I can’t wait ’til it’s 2030 and we’re reading stories like this about Ashton Kutcher emptying a shotgun at a Methed-out Rumer Willis!
Topics: good times., Hoo! | 3 Comments »
September 17th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
That kid is among the Ugly Stick’s finest achievements.
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
They’ve got reality series written all over them. But it would have to air on HBO.
September 27th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Griffin ain’t no stepson. Griffin and Redmond are full O’Neals like Tatum and the much lesser-known Young Patrick, who wisely goes by “Patrick.” Only Patrick seems to have escaped the O’Neal curse unscathed, although his wife, Rebecca “Nips” De Mornay, was popped for a DUI recently. If you want some fun, check out the audio version of Tatum’s bio. Oh, that’s a good one.