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dumb joke cop-out post #1
By briantologist | November 20, 2008
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Okay, I promise I will try really hard, in the future, not to pull shit like this strictly in the name of getting the daily post in. I’m just very very tired and it’s been a long week, is all. I have needs, people. NEEDS.
Topics: NaBloPoMo | 7 Comments »
November 21st, 2008 at 12:04 am
That’s close to my favorite kid joke, “What’s big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.”
A nice person once told me, “You know what’s hardest of all? Showing up every goddamn day — hell, remembering to show up every day — and banging something out. Seriously, nobody gets enough credit for this. Persevere! Oh, and good luck getting free wine.”
Well, anyway good luck with the free wine part but the rest is true. Stickin’ it out. Har, har, har. No pun intended, oh wait, intended.
November 21st, 2008 at 7:20 am
dumb joke for your file:
Where do generals keep their armies?
In their sleevies!
A favorite in my house, despite the lack of chronological children.
November 21st, 2008 at 7:31 am
That’s my favorite joke EVER!!!
November 21st, 2008 at 7:57 am
My late grandaddy’s favorite–and only–joke:
Q: What’s the difference between a duck?
A: One of its feets is alike.
November 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am
It’s kind of my favorite joke too. Thanks, everybody! I now feel terrific! No, seriously, I kind of do. You’ve made my day.
November 21st, 2008 at 10:39 am
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: Rrrrrr
November 21st, 2008 at 11:29 am
A joke told me by an eight-year-old that, so help me god, almost made me wet myself:
Q: What do a bicycle and a duck have in common?
A: They both have wheels! (except the duck).