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By briantologist | February 2, 2009
So apparently during the final minutes of the Super Bowl last night, viewers in Tuscon were treated to a mysterious 30 seconds of straight-up pornography.
Because I am both lazy and giving, I hereby invite you to craft as many jokes including the phrases “tight end,” “end zone,” and — as a friend of mine honest to god heard Madden say one time — “going straight up into a tight red zone,” as you see fit.
Topics: Hoo!, Television | 3 Comments »
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
I do recall one time a commentator saying that a defensive back was a little too early on defending a pass. In fact, he was so close he was “coming all over the backside” of the receiver.
February 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 pm
“I was really pulling for the Cardinals.”
March 13th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
If I had a quarter for every time Madden said “penetration” during that game….