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I rarely know what you’re talking about.

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I know this is old-ish news, but it’s been recurring to me so many times that I feel the need to talk about it. It keeps roiling around in my head because it’s without a doubt one of the most humorously perfect headlines I’ve ever heard:
Sham-Wow Guy Arrested For Punching Hooker in the Face
I don’t [...]

… and then here I was again.

Well. It appears we have some catching up to do.
E’s Grandma finally jumped ship after a valiant and mostly unresponsive three weeks in bed. The length of this eventually put E in the awkward position of simultaneously being sad to see her Grandma go and kind of wishing she’d go ahead and do the thing. [...]